Compliments of Wade Schalles and the Nov 15, 2006 issue of Wrestling U.S.A. Magazine:
I picked 8 of the 25 to share because they're the best.
...if you have a dream that you are 10 over right before weigh-ins, you wake up from the dream and check your weight.
...you can't help but snicker when someone tells you they missed lunch and are feeling light headed.
...you insist of being totally stripped down to the nude before stepping on any scale...like at your doctor's office in front of the nurse...or even the big scale at the carnival in front of the "Guess-Your-Weight" guy.
...you spot cauliflower ears in public places.
...when you refuse to buy that perfect house in that perfect neighborhood because the wrestling team stinks and "how is junior gonna be a state champ here."
...you remembered being a wrestler and prevent your daughter from thereby dating a wrestler, suggesting the tuba player in the band instead.
...if on Saturdays during the wrestling season you never see the sun.
...you have contests with your friends after the season is over to see who can gain the most weight within a week.
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